Karaoke Lexicon

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Humorous Karaoke Word Play

Auxpareoke -

Getting caught with your girlfriend by your wife at the local karaoke bar.

Barelyoke -

When someone sings into the mic but you still can't hear them.

Bareoke -

Singing au naturel (in the buff).

Blareoke -

When the music is WAY TOO LOUD!

Bloodymaryoke -

Any show that lasts until daylight.

Brokey-oke -

Singing withdrawals suffered the weekend before you get paid.

Buryoke -

Any song that has been done to death and is pulled from the lists.

Carry-No-Key -

A description of bad singers.

Chairoke -

A person who sits to sing so they can hide behind the monitor.

Cherryoke -

A first time karaoke singer.

Dareoke -

A "friend" picks out a song that you have never tried.

Derrieroke -

Randomly pulling a song title out of your butt and trying to sing it.

Fairoke -

When a new song turns out to be OK and you'll try it again.

Fareoke -

A venue that charges you to sing or makes you pay a cover charge.

Frustrateoke -

Trying to hear the singer on the mic above the off-key person next to you.

Gerioke -

Karaoke for the elderly.

Glareoke -

Unable to read the monitor because there is a spotlight in your face.

Guessaoke -

When you thought you know a song by heart and mess up the words.

HariKari-oke -

Equating the fear of singing with suicide.

Holyoke -

Gospel music at a bar.

Impairaoke -

When dancers on the floor block your view of the monitor.

KA (Karaokians Anonymous) -

A recovery group for Karaoke Junkies.

KDT's -

What a Karaokian goes through if unable to sing karaoke once a week.

Karaokia -

A planet where Karaoke Junkies are born, live, and prosper singing karaoke 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.

Karaokian -

A resident of Karaokia.

Karaokian Follower -

Believing there "really" is a planet named Karaokia and your "Mother Ship" is coming back for you.

Karaoke Junkie -

One who "must" sing karaoke at least once a week or they'll "die".

Kamikazi-oke -

Sliding your finger down the catalog list and diving into it unprepared.

KaraChainSmokie -

A nervous condition that occurs before trying out a new song.

Karachokie -

Having to end a verse short due to saliva going down the wrong tube.

Karanookie -

What every guy prays for after any given night of singing.

Karaslowpokie -

A KJ who takes forever to get the next song up.

Karasmokie -

A KJ who abuses the fog machine, making it impossible to sing.

Karateoke -

When a singer does an Elvis song with leg kicks, arm thrusts, etc.

Karayuckie -

The song that makes you run for the bathroom or a smoke break.

Naryoke -

A town that doesn't have a karaoke venue.

Nearoke -

You set up the show and no one will sing.

Not-there-eoke -

When the next person you call up has left without telling the KJ.

Prairieoke -

Too many country songs in a row.

Retalioke -

When you laughed at a singer and he waited out back to kick your butt.

Scaryoke -

Attempting a song for the first time and you're pretty sure it's gonna' suck.

Scateoke -

The uncontrollable urge to improvise during musical breaks.

Shareoke (1)-

When you and some friends "tag-team" through a song.

Shareoke (2) -

Wandering around with a cordless mic to get others to sing with you.

Stareaoke -

Waiting for the gal in the super-low cut blouse to take a bow after her song.

Solitaireoke -

When the KJ is forced to sing 'cause there are no sign-ups.

Sorryoke -

Events that make you wish you had stayed at home.

Speedaroke -

Getting as many singers up as possible in the last hour of the gig.

Stumbleaoke -

Tripping while going up on stage to sing.

Swearoke -

Someone who changes the lyrics in order to cuss for the hell of it.

Swearoke (2) -

Any song sung deliberately to offend.

Tokoyokie -

Walking into an all Japanese sing along.

Unfairoke -

The person who always complains after losing a contest.

Waryoke -

You get up to sing in a group song but no way will you get near the mic.

Wastoidoke -

Someone who is too drunk to sing.

Wearyoke -

The third time you hear the same songin a single night.

Whereoke -

Frantic search for a singing fix when a karaoke junkie visits a new town.

Whoreoke -

A person who offers sex for an extra turn in the rotation.

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